" wedding cake "

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1: A wedding cake is a term used to describe a backed-up toilet that continues to be used. Each subsequent layer of feces and toilet paper creates an additonal layer to the "cake".

  * e.g.,  ... Man, you should see the wedding cake in the second stall. I just added a fifth layer to that thing! 

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1: When you are about to cum, pull out, cum in your hand, and then smear it all over her mouth.

  * e.g.,  ... hey honey, how'd you like your wedding cake early? 

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1: Any guy who:

  * e.g.,  ... "Mike's hot" 

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2: a)Is Sweet

  * e.g.,  ... "Yeah but he's a total wedding cake." 

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3: b)Has good taste

  * e.g.,  ... "Girlfriend?" 

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4: c)Looks good

  * e.g.,  ... "Fiance." 

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5: d)Has many layers (not one dimensional, blech!)

  * e.g.,  ... "Damn!" 

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6: AND

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7: e)Is reserved for someone else or completely TAKEN (I/E: has a serious/exclusive girlfriend, fiance, or wife.

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8: A true lady may playfully flirt and have and active friendship with a wedding cake, but will NOT agressively flirt or otherwise make serious moves towards a man who is of wedding cake status, no matter how desirable.

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1: -Another term used for a BIG BOOTY!

  * e.g.,  ... Daaaaannggg, Bayli's got that WEDDING CAKEEE! 

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1: Start with a chair with a dildo attached. First male member of group sits on dildo. Then next sits on his dick, and so forth. A minimum of three tiers recommended. Women and men included. Strap-ons are also welcome.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey guys. We have enough people here to wedding cake if anyone's interested." 

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1: The food isolated by scientists that causes a woman to lose her sex-drive, ability to give a BJ.

  * e.g.,  ... I guess you're gonna be celibate now that Susie has had her wedding cake. 

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1: Wedding Cake is the term used to describe the exact point at which a man can expect to losing the following:

  * e.g.,  ... Dustin: "Jon I hope you know what you are getting yourself into!" 

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2:  Freedom

  * e.g.,  ... Jon: "Yeah man, everything is great." 

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3:  Sex

  * e.g.,  ... Dustin: "I don't think you know what is in that Wedding Cake!" 

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4:  Friends

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5:  Manhood

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6: At this exact point also, he will gain the following:

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7:  Chores

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8:  Celibacy

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9:  PMS

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10:  And a minivan

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1: Wedding Cake:-

  * e.g.,  ... "Me and the lads gave Barbara a really good Wedding Caking last night, I had flashbacks to our wedding reception." 

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2: Wedding Caking is an extreme version of Bukkake, even more extreme than Gokkun in which an actress may swallow the ejaculate of up to and beyond 100 men.

  * e.g.,  ... "If you don't shut your mouth I'll make you looking like a Wedding Cake lad." 

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3: The ultimate aim of Wedding Caking is to cover the 'cakee' in so much seminal fluid that they resemble a thickly iced (frosted) wedding cake.

  * e.g.,  ... "Ahmed arose from his slumber to the horrid reality that he had been Wedding Caked during the night." 

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4: To fully accomplish the act of Wedding Caking requires many litres of semen, this semen may be collected in advance, but common practice seems to favour live ejaculation; where the recipient is ejaculated upon by a constant stream of men.

  * e.g.,  ... "How about some Ice Bunning this evening wife." 

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5: A successful Wedding Caking may require upwards of 200 men, although it is a long process the outcome is very favourable and Wedding Caking is prized for its great entertainment value.

  * e.g.,  ... "You want some Goo Goggles to go with that Wedding Cake, beeatch!." 

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6: Wedding Caking is relatively uncommon, but is popular with the underground porn industry, large orgies, and swinging parties.

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7: Amateur Wedding Caking is a more common act. Amateur wedding caking is done using the same process as normal Wedding Caking, but is done by only a small group of men. Amateur Wedding Caking is often refered to as Ice Bunning, Birthday Caking and Battenburging.

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1: Wedding cake is when a girl has an a** so nice you wanna marry her

  * e.g.,  ... Dam that girl's got a wedding cake im about to wife her up 

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1: Sliced white sandwich bread. Usually used to sop up the remains on a plate or to wipe the mouth. Edible napkin.

  * e.g.,  ... We had a lovely meal of fried chicken and gravy. I grabbed some Arkansas Wedding Cake, wiped my mouth, and ate it.